SUVs + Cellphones = Trouble

Has anyone yet caught on to the fact that SUV drivers who bleat endlessly into their cellphones are as nefarious as any drunk driver? What is it going to take to end this menace? Worse yet is the fact that the majority of these cretins think of themselves as infallible, and refuse to cop to any wrong-doing, like running red-lights, cutting other motorists off, or abruptly stopping or turning without signaling. Honk at them, and they flip you off with righteous indignation. These road rage-inducing primadonnas think it's their street, and you're just on it. It is now illegal to drive while talking on a cell phone in New York City. Why not here?

Such self-centeredness is indicative of a low I.Q., and it's not just a matter of bad genetics. One Charlotte Iserbyt wrote a book called, "The Deliberate Dumbing Down Of America". Having been a higher-up educator and change agent in the NEA, she should know. The motivation? The dumber we get, the more nonsense we accept, and damn the contradictions. Bush won the election fair and square, the stock market is just peachy, global warming is hot air, mass-surveillance and a police state protect our freedoms, and two plus two equals five. How ELSE could things have gotten so bad? Good luck to all you yuppies who have impressive portfolios, but can't help but to piss on your own shoes.

"I'm doin' alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades"