Kenny Lay Had A Bad Day
Kenneth Lay is going to prison. The same Kenneth Lay who bilked California out of billions of dollars, railroaded Governor Gray Davis out of office, and levered the obnoxious nazi Arnold Schwarzenegger in as the new Governor. It's been a long time since Californians have been able to even sit down, but now, we get to see him do the long walk. Enron is pretty much off the charts now, and you can almost feel sorry for their employees. We won't be getting our money back, but at least the bastard is off the streets. No doubt, he'll be converting to Christianity, and having prayer service in between tennis matches, though. No Wackenhut prisons for Kenny Boy. I just hope Bush doesn't get any crazy ideas about pardoning him at the end of his term. He wouldn't do that, would he? Kenny should be coming out of jail in time for his 101st birthday.
Here's a little story that should put things into perspective:
A YOUNG HILLBILLY NAMED KENNY MOVED TO TEXAS AND BOUGHT A DONKEY
FROM A FARMER FOR $100.00. THE FARMER AGREED TO DELIVER THE DONKEY THE NEXT
THE NEXT DAY THE FARMER DROVE UP AND SAID, "SORRY SON, BUT I HAVE SOME
BAD NEWS, THE DONKEY DIED."
KENNY REPLIED, "WELL, THEN, JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK."
THE FARMER SAID, "CAN'T DO THAT. I WENT AND SPENT IT ALREADY."
KENNY SAID, "OK, THEN, JUST BRING ME THE DEAD DONKEY."
THE FARMER ASKED, "WHAT YA GONNA DO WITH HIM?"
KENNY SAID, "I'M GOING TO RAFFLE HIM OFF."
THE FARMER SAID, "YOU CAN'T RAFFLE OFF A DEAD DONKEY!"
KENNY SAID, "SURE I CAN. WATCH ME. I JUST WON'T TELL ANYBODY HE IS
A MONTH LATER, THE FARMER MET UP WITH KENNY AND ASKED, "WHAT HAPPENED
WITH THAT DEAD DONKEY?"
KENNY SAID, "I RAFFLED HIM OFF. I SOLD 500 TICKETS AT TWO DOLLARS A
PIECE AND MADE A PROFIT OF $998.00."
THE FARMER SAID, "DIDN'T ANYONE COMPLAIN?"
KENNY SAID, "JUST THE GUY WHO WON. SO I GAVE HIM HIS TWO DOLLARS BACK."
KENNY EVENTUALLY BECAME THE CHAIRMAN OF ENRON.
I just have to say it- what's the frequency, Kenneth?