Penguins On A Treadmill
Do scientists really have to put penguins on treadmills and monitor their heart rate to prove that global warming is real? Apparently so. Why not just administer polygraph tests to bought-and-paid-for global warming debunking pseudo-scientists. That might save a lot of time and trouble, and penguins won't have to be made to run like they're trying to catch the 5:00 train. Besides, the problem will be solved by 2023, when President Jenna Bush orders giant mirrors to be positioned around the globe. Haha, when the aliens turn their telescopes our way, they'll only get a reflection of their ugly selves.It figures that someone would write a book about the Nazis' proclivity for environmentalism, and thus draw a connection between the two. Well, damn those Greenpeace Nazis for torturing us with patchouli, and making us all adhere to dolphin fascism. But, it's ironic that the book was put out by Swallow Press. What ELSE will the drones be required to swallow?
Due to the high price of gas, I've decided to put my house-mate to work driving some extra shifts for me. This eat, sleep and play stuff is over. I'm saying, return with your shield, or upon it. And, don't call me on my cell phone to complain about yuppies who don't tip. It's your problem now.
posted by Pissedoffcabbie at 2:09 PM
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Thank you for that, and I do hope you go organic real soon. In the meantime, stay away from the window.
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