Saturday, July 14, 2007

Democrat Or Republican

Politics, anyone? It doesn't require much, other than for you to be a fool. Sure, I've been guilty, too. I trusted Clinton and Gore right along with all the other Democrat rubes. I took them at their word on what they said about dealing with environmental issues. As it turned out, more environmental prosecutions took place under Bush-Quayle than did under Clinton-Gore. Eventually, I got on the internet and lost my innocence. Ever see the Clinton Body Count?

Speaking of Clinton, the Dragon Senator really laid an egg when she and John Edwards were accidentally overheard to say that future debates should be limited to "serious candidates". Nothing like putting the mock in democracy. Needless to say, "fringe candidate" Dennis Kucinich was furious to learn of this outrageous arrogance. But, the fact is, I'm glad to see that friendly smile wiped off his face, and I'm hoping to see him come out smoking next time. Let us see Dennis the Menace now, and let's see Hillary get dragged through the mud a few times. Let's see her get her feathers all ruffled.

On the flip-side, there are still plenty of Bush-supporting zombies out there, and I'm wondering if bullets would have any noticeable effect on them. Lord knows, nothing else does. But, they'll be hiding in abandoned caves and mines when Madame President gets to town. And, all the democrat drones will line up for her, peering around her skirt from behind at those mean republicans on the run.

I can't help but think of the two-faced mythological God Janus when I survey this situation. I have no doubt that our masters likewise think of him as they run their good cop-bad cop game on us. Maybe some of them even have a bust of Janus on their fireplace mantles. It gets cold up in the Hamptons, but the fires always burn bright.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just call them Republicrats and be done with them.

They're all the same after all...

2:08 PM  
Blogger Pissedoffcabbie said...

I guess you should be careful of what you wish for. Dennis Kucinich was hospitalized with a serious case of food poisoning this week. Filing articles of impeachment can be a real hazard.

The last person to file impeachment charges, Sen. James Inhofe, had the propeller fall off of his single-engine plane. He guided down for a landing in a field. White-knuckle stuff, to be sure.

11:36 PM  
Blogger ebeth said...

Is that Clinton body count for real?

11:44 PM  
Blogger Pissedoffcabbie said...

It is what it is.

12:39 AM  

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