Saturday, February 25, 2006

He Who Holds The Hammer Drives The Nails




Isn't it about time we stop focusing on King Dubya, and close in on the man with the big head and bulging eyes? I, for one, am sick to death of all the attention lavished on Bush's antics, while our REAL ruler is allowed to operate in relative obscurity. I'm grateful to see Cheney's hunting exploits played out in the press, but it hardly indicates what Cheney's real role in our lives is. The illusion that our all-hat, no-cattle president is in control and makes significant policy decisions is a very toxic one. If we had Cheney, a man who snarls when he speaks and compulsively rubs his hands together, out in front, we would have a better grip on reality.

I'm starting to think of politicians as nothing more than professional actors, and to regard them as such. Bush is playing the lead role in The Osbournes, and Cheney the lead in I, Claudius. We know which role is more interesting to the American public, and we're badly misguided for it. A reality TV show about a trailer-park president with a colorful family history, spewing Texas-sized malpropisms and raising twin bimbo party animals, gets all the ratings when paired with a Masterpiece Theater presentation of the Emperor alone in his chambers, plotting our demise. Hey, we know what we like here.

Cheney is pretty much a self-made man, and his history shows it. His sense of self-preservation is certainly intact, and his loyalty to his friends is touching. If only he pledged such fealty to the rest of us. He has no problem letting the buck stop with the chimp, though, especially when it counts the most. That's what he's there for, and Cheney knows when to defer to the big guy. It's not he who has to face the music. I doubt if Cheney could keep the blood washed from his hands long enough to appear in public that often. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain, he says, and we return to our fascination with a tragically stupid president. It's akin to seeing a bad accident, and not being able to turn away.

It's hard to know just what would happen if Cheney were cornered, but you have to figure that he wouldn't go quietly. He didn't get this far without having a savage instinct for survival, or the means and will to dispatch his enemies. We can only hope that his sociopathic psyche will someday work against itself, and he'll take the other neocons, or even the Supreme Court, on a nice long hunting trip.

4 Comments:

Blogger AliWehrlie said...

I appreciate your thots very much, cabbie. You're as good a writer as you are a thinker. I came to your blog when I read one of your comments on another blog. "The Buddhist call to arms is, "Don't just do something- sit there". It's certainly applicable to our dilemma. We cannot defeat the elites through force, but we might if we refused to play along."
Live by the sword, die by the sword. Non-participation is a very cunning and intuitive idea. Thank you for sharing your insights; I'm really enjoying your blog.
I like your style, kid.

9:22 PM  
Blogger Pissedoffcabbie said...

It's refreshing to hear a Christian pay respect to a Buddhist tenet. My use of it was in respect to work and consumerism, and how a cessation of both would bring the machine to a halt.

Of course, this would only happen if Domino's stopped delivering, or if ring tones were required to be classical music.

Kid? You must be Methuselah.

12:12 AM  
Blogger AliWehrlie said...

All good tenets are from the GOD, no matter whose mouth he uses. It intrigued me for the simple reason that I am a Christian and as such, violence, my first choice, is not a viable option. I know that we wrestle not against flesh and blood but against the rulers of the darkness of this world. Bullets won't work but the prayers of the righteous ones will avail much. Non-participation is a righteous stance and leaves lots of spare time for praying. :)
In the vast scheme of things, we're all kids, doll. Enjoy!

8:38 PM  
Blogger Forty_Two said...

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."

The Wizard of Oz

2:06 PM  

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